She fell in love with Iron Man but then she saw a spoiler of The End Game.
He fell in love with a Dancing Queen but she wanted money, money, money.
She fell in love with Bill Gates but the very next day he gave it away.

She fell in love with Elon Musk but he is too obsessed with finding a Martian wife.
She fell in love with Superman but she couldn’t stand Clark Kent.
She fell in love with the Ant Man but she could not accommodate his size.

She fell in love with Mickey Mouse but Minnie found out.
She fell in love with Elvis but he never left the building.
She fell in love with the Beatles but she forgot which one is alive.
She fell in love with a Nan Cook but he threw her love letters into the Tandoori oven.
She fell in love with a Dim Sum Chef but all he wanted everyday was a Char Siew Pau Bun.
She fell in love with her boss but he treated her like an employee.
She fell in love with Donald Trump but left him when he did not win the election.

She fell in love with a Politician but he kept making empty promises.
She fell in love with a Korean but all she can say is Samsung.
She fell in love with a Russian doctor but all she wanted was a Sputnik V COVID-19 vaccine.

She fell in love with a Buddhist but he prefer chanting than dating.
He fell in love with a Black because he can’t go back to Black Pink.
She fell in love with a Chinaman but she starved to death because she could not use chopsticks.
She fell in love with Kapal Singh but she felt something was too fishy.

She fell in love with a Sex Guru but all he does the whole day is talking.
She fell in love with the Cult Leader but he was a celibate.
She fell in love with a Trainer but he is useless without his manuals.
She fell in love with a Headhunter but he was too busy filling jobs.

She fell in love with the CEO, COO, and CFO but she was fired by the CHRO.
She fell in love with Robert but the next day he changed his name to Robren.
~ by Robren

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Here are some funny ones, some are bad taste – from social media:

Daniel Kislyuk She fell in love with a pharmacist, but the chemistry didn’t work.
She fell in love with a terrorist, but it was only the best bang for her buck.

Melissa Jo Hudson She fell in love with a tennis player, but it wasn’t a good match.

Dominic Griffiths She fell in love with Hamet, but it wasn’t meant to be (or not to be).

Julie Fairchild She fell in love with a historian, but that’s all in the past.

Daniel Moore She fell in love with a teacher, but he had no class.

Pra Chee She fell in love with a magician but he disappeared on her.

Mohamed Nassir Mohamed Kassim She fell in love with a basketball player but he was just a rebound.

David Chamberlain She fell in love with a poker player, but a relationship just wasn’t in the cards.

Bobbi McLeod She fell in love with the doorman but, he had too much baggage.

Linda Boyle She fell in love with a fisherman, but he wouldn’t take the bait.

Katarzyna Wiszniewska She feel in love with a gamer but he didn’t play fair,

Alma Yvonne GriffinShe fell in love with a seismologist, she was always on shaky ground.

Oriana Blackwood She fell in love with a banker but he wanted to be a-loan.

Lynne Walton Gantz She fell in love with a musician, but the sax was bad.

Aix Padua She fell in love with a teacher but learned the hard way.

Danell Freeman She fell in love with a gastroenterologist but he was just passing through.

Debra Boyce She fell in love with a skier but it was all downhill from there.

Aix Padua She fell in love with a politician but it was a lie.
She fell in love with a doctor but got sick of it.
She fell in love with a mathematician but it was problematic.

Tamara McCarty She fell in love with a programmer but they couldn’t work out the bugs.

Ginger Shimp She fell in love with an investor but he sold her short.

David Chamberlain She fell in love with a butcher, but when it came to romance he just didn’t have the chops.

Whitney Tubbs She fell in love with a baker but he didn’t make enough dough.

Irene Taylor She fell in love with a photographer but didn’t see the bigger picture.

Dustin Lim She fell in love with a comic book artist but he had too many issues.

Kuppusamy VenkatShe fell in love with a security guard but he failed in his night duty.

Henrique Henriches FimboShe fell in love with an archeolgist but he kept digging up her past.

Francis Lim IIShe fell in love with a banker but he sucks at last minute withdrawals.

Curated by: Robren
Published: 19th May 2021.