50 Shades of Circumcision: Don’t try it when you are older

50 Shades of Circumcision: Don’t try it when you are older

Sarong dress code at University Hospital KL. Nurse strongly advised one week in sarong staying at the office and home alone – no going outside.

Thank God for the safe, steady hands of a good looking Dr. Ling. She was very caring and reassuring. We had a great surgeon-patient bonding conversation for a continuous 50 minutes of circumcision – a surprisingly good distraction.

With 2-4 female nurses assisting or in attendance looking on, it felt like Grey’s Anatomy, but definitely not 50 Shades of Grey haha

Be a man. Do traditional scissors, not laser.

Actually it doesn’t quite matter. The 2 things that matters most are the masterful skills of the surgeon in local anesthetic administration in multiple locations, and beauty-sculpturing skills.

That’s why scissors are better than laser as there’s more control and precision in sculpturing.

BTW, I lost count – there were probably 20 precision multiple-location injections. Yes.

I asked Dr. Ling how many injections she did on me. She avoided the question with a reply “However number of injections needed to not feel anything, right?”.

The weird thing is after the first injection, you’d actually ask the Surgeon for more… until you are 100% damn sure you don’t feel a single thing before the …

She would inject. Then she would move to another area of Prime A real estate, the most sensitive part of the male body , press firmly and hard with both hands, and inject. She ask for your feedback, you say “I can still feel”. She injects again, move to another area, repeats until there was absolutely no feeling at all. Of course, the 3 second pain got less painful after the first 5, by then your own body endorphin kicked in.

Injections were precisely administered in multiple locations in the penis and pubic base area.

Dr. Ling and the key nurse discussed if it (cutting) was beautiful or not (“Cantik, atau tak cantick”). I prayed damn hard and quietly “God, please, please cantik (beautiful)! Take your time, Doc to give my little bro a total make over, Penis 2.0”. Create a sculptured masterpiece like the Statue of David by Michelangelo.

I’m now more concerned when the anesthetic wears out, and the speedy recovery in the harder and longer sequel Circumcision 2.0 this following week or so.

RM100 for minor surgery in circumcision. RM18.25 for antibiotic, pain killers, cream, and a big bottle of saline solution for regular cleaning – very important. Outside private clinic RM300-500 to RM2,000 for full anesthetic operation (I suppose not to feel the multiple injections).

I’m at one, respect, and I FEEL for my Muslim brothers.

Happy Hari Raya Puasa!


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Robert Chaen

Global CEO-Founder of ChangeU and Movsha Movers & Shakers, Hero-CEO Whisperer, Writer, The #1 Alpha Change Expert, Father of Asian FireWalking Robert Chaen is an International Keynote Speaker, writer, researcher, and corp games designer. He is famously known to be the “Hero-CEO Whisperer”, 1-on1 coaching with many CEOs and Celebrities for corporate strategies, staff & office political issues, personal branding, and even public figure OSHA safety drilling called Drager Defense. He has transformed CEOs and managers in Coca-Cola China, TVB Hong Kong, Cathay Pacific, Hong Kong Airport Services, VADS, TM, Public Bank, Auditor General's Office Maldives, etc. He is the prolific creator and online Author of innovative management tools such as DragonCEO, Diamond Leader, Papillon Personal Effectiveness, OSHA Drager Defense, KPI Bank, etc. He is also the Founder of Movsha, an international networking with monthly mingles with MOVers & SHAkers, Angels, Entrepreneurs, CEOs, Celebrities, HR-PR-CSR, HODs, and the Most Influential IDEA people. ​Chaen is widely considered as one of the top International Platform Keynote Speakers for Resorts World Genting Senior Management Conference (Manila), 7-Eleven HK, Samsung, Coca-Cola China Mini-MBA @Tsing Hua University, Cathay Pacific, Hong Kong Jockey Club, The Story Conference where he interviewed Datuk Kamarudin (Chairman of AirAsia) and Siti Nurhaliza. He has been widely featured in TVB, AWSJ, CNBC, SCMP, The Star, and Sin Chew. As “The Father of Asian FireWalking”, he coached TVB celebrities (Ekin Cheng Yee-Kin) to walk on 650°C fire; and raised HK$68M in the world’s 1st and only live TV Charity FireWalk (TVB Tung Wah Charity Show), before Tony Robbins even came to Asia. If Robert can get you to walk on 650⁰C fire, he can inspire you to be THE BEST. He champions CN-HK-EU-US Tycoons to be philanthropic, and to be angel investors to support the next generation of Jack Mas, Steve Jobs, Richard Bransons, Steven Spielbergs, or Barrack Obamas. With some slick motivational speakers with fake doctorates out there, graduates often describe Robert to be "the most credible, empowering, truthful Coach" who believe in his graduates to believe in themselves. ​However, clients have described Robert as "The #1 Cool Badass Alpha Change Expert". He has the coolest first class stature, rapport and trust from clients. He will not hesitate to tell the badass truth ever so gently because clients are paying him big bucks to reveal the truth, find solutions, persuade the hostile HODs, and align cross-teams within the organization. Originally based in Hong Kong for 20+ years, he had worked with top Branding/Ad agencies at J Walter Thompson and Leo Burnett, and was a certified FranklinCovey (7 Habits) in USA, and NLP MasterCoach (USA). His warmth is known to soften the most hardened, resistant sceptics. He will inspire your team to Go for Top 1, or to be a Dragon CEO. With boundless energies, Robert owns 15+ successful business Joint-Ventures, and created unique products under his global VC network called Chaen's Angels VC. He is deeply passionate about ChangeUTH Youth CSR, Science-Based Medicine (vs. quackery), short films and Reality TV. Touched by a personal tragedy through the loss of his HK-born Portuguese wife, co-coach and business partner, Brenda José of 18 years, Robert explores the many ways in which the spirit world is communicating with the living with real scientific studies and evidence. He gives inspiring conferences on The Secret Afterlife.

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