#50ShadesOfChaen [warning: raunchy, “ham sup”, adult, Grey-rated]

RC - blindfold & pencil

#50ShadesOfChaen [warning: raunchy, “hum sup”, adult, Grey-rated]

50 Shades of Chaen: new trend each starting with a line – preferably raunchy – from 50 Shades then ending with a punchline where the line is applied to your city’s situations, food, etc. Anyways… I’ll give it a creative go then. WARNING: raunchy “ham sup” Grey-rated.

“Stop, Stop! I cannot tahan (stand it) anymore!” she gasped, quivering.
“Is the ice kacang too cold!”

“OMG, you’re the best! I don’t know how you can go so deep.
You just know exactly where to touch me!”
“It’s my pleasure.” said the Life Coach

She wasn’t sure she would let him go all the way.
Her skin so soft, her face so sweet and innocent.
“Don’t worry, I know.”
“Can I touch it…there?” he asked nervously. “Yes” there was tension in the air.
“Relax. Shift to a more comfortable position so that I can move easier.”
Moving back and forth “Hmmm… much better. I can feel it.”
He used his fingers to check how firm they were. “Yaya, right there!”
He found the right spot to start.
“It looks very hard?” “Yes”.
He whispered to her “It’ll hurt a little, it would bleed.”
He insert it in gently. She gasped and breathed heavily.
She grabbed his hands tightly.
“Don’t stop, quickly!”
“Yes, yes!”
“Let’s try a new position. Open your mouth”
She choked. Her mouth was all slimy.
“Rinse your mouth properly.”
The dentist was relieved when it was finally over.

“She grunted faster, faster, come faster” “Push, push harder!” “I’m so wet and sweating!”
“Damn! I didn’t think she could me beat me to the finishing line!”

He wanted all the girls. One for each room. The air was tense with excitement. Which one will he choose?
“Boss, which one do you want to hire for the new waitress?”

“I want more. I want some more! Put it right here. Don’t stop! More variety! Let it overflow. More juice.
Your little chilli is so hot! And two bananas, check whether they are firm.”
The banana leaf mamak waiter did what he was told and left.

She waited 6 months for him.
She just could hardly contain herself, she was trembling.
He masterfully removed her sexy see-through red jacket.
Her perfume smelt so good and feminine.
He slowly unbuttoned his collar.
She wipes away his dripping sweat from his forehead.
He massages her nape of her neck, and ear lopes,
“I love those ceiling mirrors!”
Her long slim legs were wobbly, he played with her gorgeous tresses to relax her,
Her hands grabbed the black stick,
yes it’s black and hard,
she played with it for a while.
He in turn kissed her, he turned her around, pressed her back and butt on to him,
and held her so tightly, she sighs loving his reassuring gesture and movements.
“Stop playing with your feet already!”
“You think my boobs are too small?” “Nay, they are soft but perky!”
“You look so beautiful tonight.”
“Come. Let me look at your pretty face. Man, you have smoking hot body. That dress is gorgeous!”
He gave her lots of assurance to overcome her insecurities.
He places his protective hand against the small of her back,
to show that he’s passionate and he cares a lot about her.
Her inner thighs were soft and sweating.
Her lips were dry. “Here, squeeze gently and it’ll come out.”
“I can’t believe we doing this, right here!”
“Everyone can see us.”
“Okay, I’ll draw the curtains.”
They move back and forth, they used tape and wires.
Nothing can break their bond.
“No! I want to see what you are doing, down there!”
He was exploring the best position to start.
“No, right here by the bush!”
“Hmmm… I can feel the spot!”
“Don’t stop! Faster! Faster. Keep finding the spot!”
“Turn it on!”
“I’m nervous… we haven’t done it for 6 month you know.”
“Tonight’s going be our best night yet!”
“Plug it in now! Harder! Quickly!” “Yes, yes, YES!”
He grabbed her big long black stick.
“Ladies & Gentlemen, welcome to Astro’s CNY special! Gong Xi Fa Cai!”

She grabbed the exposed balls of hair, she whispered “they’re hard and tight”
“RM3 per kilo, sorry-la no complain-bargaining!” said the rambutan seller.

She came back from London to visit him in his kampung village after 7 long years.
He was shirtless.
She wore the shortest skirt and a tight pink t-shirt.
They ran to each other. They hug and kissed.
“Wow, you have grown up to be a beautiful woman!”
She was only 16 when she left for London.
“You taught me everything.”
“I missed you so much!”
“You’re soooo experienced and masterful with your hands!”
“I’ll never forget my… first time…”
“Hmmm… “I never knew it could be so gooood!”
“It was a taste of paradise!”
“You prepared me well.
“There was so much stains we had to clean up later, remember?”
“My parents would have killed me if they’d found out!”
“Yes, you were so naive.”
“You knew nothing about size, how to hold it, where to start first,
what is the best way to slowly enjoy it.”
She was itchy to try anything he has to offer.
“Show me what you’ve got, down there!” she demanded.
She spread her legs wider.
“Wow, it’s thick and long.”
“I’ve been dreaming of tasting this for 7 long years.”
Give it to me, Baby!”
She sucked feverishly, slurping, slobbering.
It smells so damn good!”
“WTF?! RM150 for this Musang King Durian! You are paying for this, right!”

It was a tight fit. It was hard to go in. Finally he pushed hard enough he got in. He moved closer to her panting. She stared at him unimpressed.
Rush hour @LRT can be brutal.

“If you enjoyed my “ham sup” ‪#‎50ShadesOfChaen‬, 50 Cents donation to charity please!”

Maybe I should be a Stand-Up Comedian. Or, an Erotic Short Story Writer.
Hmmm… wonder there’s a market or not?

#MY50ShadesofGrey #Eroticsm


Published by

Robert Chaen

Global CEO-Founder of ChangeU and Movsha Movers & Shakers, Hero-CEO Whisperer, Writer, The #1 Alpha Change Expert, Father of Asian FireWalking Robert Chaen is an International Keynote Speaker, writer, researcher, and corp games designer. He is famously known to be the “Hero-CEO Whisperer”, 1-on1 coaching with many CEOs and Celebrities for corporate strategies, staff & office political issues, personal branding, and even public figure OSHA safety drilling called Drager Defense. He has transformed CEOs and managers in Coca-Cola China, TVB Hong Kong, Cathay Pacific, Hong Kong Airport Services, VADS, TM, Public Bank, Auditor General's Office Maldives, etc. He is the prolific creator and online Author of innovative management tools such as DragonCEO, Diamond Leader, Papillon Personal Effectiveness, OSHA Drager Defense, KPI Bank, etc. He is also the Founder of Movsha, an international networking with monthly mingles with MOVers & SHAkers, Angels, Entrepreneurs, CEOs, Celebrities, HR-PR-CSR, HODs, and the Most Influential IDEA people. ​Chaen is widely considered as one of the top International Platform Keynote Speakers for Resorts World Genting Senior Management Conference (Manila), 7-Eleven HK, Samsung, Coca-Cola China Mini-MBA @Tsing Hua University, Cathay Pacific, Hong Kong Jockey Club, The Story Conference where he interviewed Datuk Kamarudin (Chairman of AirAsia) and Siti Nurhaliza. He has been widely featured in TVB, AWSJ, CNBC, SCMP, The Star, and Sin Chew. As “The Father of Asian FireWalking”, he coached TVB celebrities (Ekin Cheng Yee-Kin) to walk on 650°C fire; and raised HK$68M in the world’s 1st and only live TV Charity FireWalk (TVB Tung Wah Charity Show), before Tony Robbins even came to Asia. If Robert can get you to walk on 650⁰C fire, he can inspire you to be THE BEST. He champions CN-HK-EU-US Tycoons to be philanthropic, and to be angel investors to support the next generation of Jack Mas, Steve Jobs, Richard Bransons, Steven Spielbergs, or Barrack Obamas. With some slick motivational speakers with fake doctorates out there, graduates often describe Robert to be "the most credible, empowering, truthful Coach" who believe in his graduates to believe in themselves. ​However, clients have described Robert as "The #1 Cool Badass Alpha Change Expert". He has the coolest first class stature, rapport and trust from clients. He will not hesitate to tell the badass truth ever so gently because clients are paying him big bucks to reveal the truth, find solutions, persuade the hostile HODs, and align cross-teams within the organization. Originally based in Hong Kong for 20+ years, he had worked with top Branding/Ad agencies at J Walter Thompson and Leo Burnett, and was a certified FranklinCovey (7 Habits) in USA, and NLP MasterCoach (USA). His warmth is known to soften the most hardened, resistant sceptics. He will inspire your team to Go for Top 1, or to be a Dragon CEO. With boundless energies, Robert owns 15+ successful business Joint-Ventures, and created unique products under his global VC network called Chaen's Angels VC. He is deeply passionate about ChangeUTH Youth CSR, Science-Based Medicine (vs. quackery), short films and Reality TV. Touched by a personal tragedy through the loss of his HK-born Portuguese wife, co-coach and business partner, Brenda José of 18 years, Robert explores the many ways in which the spirit world is communicating with the living with real scientific studies and evidence. He gives inspiring conferences on The Secret Afterlife.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s